The worst thing that can happen to a senior is to be mistaken for an underclassman. So, to avoid embarrassing them and yourself, we’ve listed the top ways to spot a senior.
10. They stand out at pep rallies- They’re loudest crowd cheering at pep rallies, in addition to being the loudest crowd booing the freshmen.
9. They stopped wearing make-up- THEY. JUST. DON’T. CARE.
8. They keep their crap at home- They’re on the verge of graduating, and are barely holding on to their sanity, let alone their books and pencils for that matter.
7. They talk nonstop about Ceramics projects- We understand you’re a senior and have the option of taking ceramics, but does that mean you have to talk about how cool your project is 24/7?
6. They own “The March”- They’re walking in the hallways as if they own it. You know who you are.
5. They barely make it on time to first period- Are seniors tired from studying all night? More likely, they just didn’t see the point of going to school. Too bad their moms did.
4. They’re a little more rude to underclassmen- Because a) they have to get everything off their chests before graduation, and b) who cares about making enemies if you’re never going to see them again?
3. They represent procrastination at its finest- Doing essays and projects the night before or the day of seems to be the latest fad for the Senior Class.
2. They spend every minute possible with their friends- With only a couple of months left before leaving for college, they have to make every second count.
1. Their daily outfits consist of a college sweatshirt and yoga pants– The ridiculously famous Karl Lagerfield once said, “Nothing says ‘I’ve given up’ like a sweatshirt.” While we would be inclined to disagree, we’ve seen a lot of that loose fitting clothing lately.